{"id":227,"date":"2019-04-27T17:26:24","date_gmt":"2019-04-27T17:26:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kriss.ro\/?p=227"},"modified":"2019-05-15T19:30:43","modified_gmt":"2019-05-15T19:30:43","slug":"epusodul-19-nuefictiuneereal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kriss.ro\/index.php\/2019\/04\/27\/epusodul-19-nuefictiuneereal\/","title":{"rendered":"Episodul 19 #nuefictiuneereal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OMV, sta\u021bia de pe \u0219oseaua de centura, sambata dimineata la ora 8.30. Doua masini, aceeasi marca, alimenteaz\u0103 la pompa 1 si 3. Doi \u0219oferi, cu gandul in alta parte, cer bonul pentru masina celuilalt (1 pentru 3 si viceversa), conform carei probabilit\u0103\u021bi matematice? <!--more-->Si chiar asa platesc. Si pleaca mai departe. Eu sunt unul dintre ei, si con\u0219tientizez, ca altcineva mi-a pl\u0103tit motorina. Celalalt \u0219ofer nu si-a dat seama, si a plecat. Nu stiu, daca va realiza si daca imi voi putea achita datoria(eu am facut plinul, el nu). Ce pot sa spun? Multumesc omule! Iti sunt datoare si in mod cert nu imi doresc asta! Daca, cumva, citesti asta, intoarce-te la OMV si ia-ti cafeaua si datoria! Ce bine ca nu sunt singura zombi din lumea asta!<\/p>\n<p>#nuefictiune #ereal<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OMV, sta\u021bia de pe \u0219oseaua de centura, sambata dimineata la ora 8.30. Doua masini, aceeasi marca, alimenteaz\u0103 la pompa 1 si 3. Doi \u0219oferi, cu gandul in alta parte, cer bonul pentru masina celuilalt (1 pentru 3 si viceversa), conform carei probabilit\u0103\u021bi matematice?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":228,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kriss.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kriss.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kriss.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kriss.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kriss.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=227"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/kriss.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":233,"href":"https:\/\/kriss.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227\/revisions\/233"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kriss.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/228"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kriss.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=227"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kriss.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=227"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kriss.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=227"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}